An e-card for everyone

They can say "I love you" or "I'm just not that into you." They can serve as a method of harmless flirtation or the means to a heartless break-up. Either way, electronic greeting cards run the gamut of sentiments, and the newest object of my affection is a Web site devoted to a collection of often crass and sarcastic, rarely sweet but always humorous (if you can stomach inappropriateness in small doses) e-cards. And here's one of my favorites: Beware, though, if you do visit the site, as some of the cards are offensive, or could be construed as such. Some of them are just plain mean. But they'll definitely have you in stitches.

How Do You Spell...

Again, this photo is self-explanatory. I saw it while walking on the East side after having taken a stroll along the East river. No worries, I did not see any bodies floating. It's amazing how often my cell-phone camera comes in handy!


Word to the (not very) wise: use a pencil. If it doesn't look right, get a second opinion. If you don't know whether it looks right because you don't know how to spell (or appropriately pluralize), perhaps consider outsourcing for your home-made posters.

Can't Resist...

Hey, graphics person, perhaps it would be a good idea to employ a copy editor for the Nightly News. Can you see the mistake?

Thanks, TVNewser!

Cat Got Your Tongue?

I've long been obsessed with all things related to language, and have even recently begun researching programs to further my studies in linguistics, so it is no surprise that this caught my eye. The Times reported today in their Science section that the world's languages are dying off faster than Britney Spears fans. A little biblical history:

Genesis 11:1-9
New International Version (NIV)

1 Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2 As men moved eastward, they found a plain in Shinar and settled there.

3 They said to each other, "Come, let's make bricks and bake them thoroughly." They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4 Then they said, "Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves and not be scattered over the face of the whole earth."

5 But the LORD came down to see the city and the tower that the men were building. 6 The LORD said, "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. 7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other."

8 So the LORD scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city. 9 That is why it was called Babel — because there the LORD confused the language of the whole world. From there the LORD scattered them over the face of the whole earth.

But now, it seems, the languages are dying. The article reads:

Of the estimated 7,000 languages spoken in the world today, linguists say, nearly half are in danger of extinction and are likely to disappear in this century. In fact, they are now falling out of use at a rate of about one every two weeks.

Some endangered languages vanish in an instant, at the death of the sole surviving speaker. Others are lost gradually in bilingual cultures, as indigenous tongues are overwhelmed by the dominant language at school, in the marketplace and on television.

New research, reported today, has identified the five regions of the world where languages are disappearing most rapidly. The “hot spots” of imminent language extinctions are: Northern Australia, Central South America, North America’s upper Pacific coastal zone, Eastern Siberia and Oklahoma and Southwest United States. All of the areas are occupied by aboriginal people speaking diverse languages, but in decreasing numbers.

Isn't there something we can do to preserve endangered languages? Certainly there won't come a time when we will all speak the same tongue? That languages are disappearing from existence is disturbing in an almost Orwellian sense. According to the article, English is threatening "the survival of the 54 indigenous languages of the Northwest Pacific plateau of North America, a region including British Columbia, Oregon and Washington," while "many of the 113 languages spoken in the Andes Mountains and Amazon basin are poorly known and are rapidly giving way to Spanish or Portuguese." What's next, Newspeak?

Back to School

My hiatus from the blogosphere is officially over. Much has changed, though my obsession with all things grammatically correct certainly hasn't.

I have begun my final semester at NYU, and will finish with my Master's in December.

I moved into a much nicer, much larger apartment with one of my best friends.

I started a new internship at mediabistro.com.

I have taken on some freelance work, so I'm busier than ever!

I continue to take tap dance classes so as to increase my fluency in the language of tap dance.

Here's to my last semester. I can't believe I have been in New York for an entire year! Of course, I'm a nerd. I'm excited about school starting. Perhaps after this degree I'll shoot for a Ph.D...